http://www.facebook.com/pages/Biff-Webster-is-Scallywaggin/143020185779047 http://www.errorfm.com/podcast/Scallywaggin/scallywag_DocEllis.jpghttp://www.facebook.com/pages/Biff-Webster-is-Scallywaggin/143020185779047 This is the soundtrack to the life of the universe's most nefarious miscreant. Biff Webster transmits recordings he finds on his journey through time and space, so that you may join him as he ventures through the cosmos searching for truth, honor, and slores. Listen to these rare recordings excavated by the infamous scoundrel himself as they paint the enchanting pictures that are his legendary adventures. Biff Webster is Scallywaggin Alan Tuszynski,ErrorFM,Radio,pirate,mix,comedy,epic Biff Webster yes rssfolder.php by meatie@icode.se almiketaz@gmail.comBiff Webster en-us ©℗ Biff Webster http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Saterdy.mp3 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 02:44:49 -0500 yes 1:59:56 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Bad%20Words.mp3 Sat, 15 Dec 2012 04:31:54 -0500 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20The%20End%20Part%201.mp3 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:35:33 -0500 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%204am.mp3 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:36:56 -0500 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Locos%20Tacos.mp3 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 00:14:30 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-New%20Attitude.mp3 Sat, 06 Oct 2012 23:49:07 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Tall%20Tales%20.mp3 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 19:49:15 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Still%20See%20'Em%20Struttin%20The%20Old%20Aisle.mp3 Sat, 28 Jul 2012 17:44:07 -0400 yes 1:59:57 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Doo%20Process.mp3 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 13:13:49 -0400 yes 2:59:57 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Bird%20Dick%20Blues.mp3 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 00:38:56 -0400 yes 1:59:57 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-RTJR.mp3 Sun, 17 Jun 2012 00:10:20 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Son%20of%20a%20Plumber%20Top%2040.mp3 Sat, 09 Jun 2012 07:25:14 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Chucky%20Island.mp3 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:59:04 -0400 yes 1:59:57 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Knockin%20Combat%20Boots.mp3 Sun, 27 May 2012 00:06:52 -0400 yes 2:00:00 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Stolen%20Commie%20Satellite.mp3 Sat, 19 May 2012 23:59:13 -0400 yes 1:59:57 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Somebody%20Call%20My%20Mama.mp3 Sat, 12 May 2012 23:42:38 -0400 yes 1:59:59 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Peg%20Legged%20Legend.mp3 Sun, 06 May 2012 00:51:37 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Iron%20Cheeks.mp3 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:52:42 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Korean%20Gulf%20Revolutionary%20Civil%20World%20War%20in%20Vietnam%20of%201812.mp3 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:20:35 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-What%20is%20Going%20On%20Who%20is%20Doing%20This.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:40:41 -0400 yes 1:59:46 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Stuck%20on%20Slores.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:34:53 -0400 yes 1:59:54 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-nalgas%20en%20espacio.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:21:59 -0400 yes 1:00:31 NOTE FROM BIFF HIMSELF: I was given "nalgas en espacio" while on holiday on the funky planet of Thumpadooloo in 1976. It is a place of dark wonders, beautiful and aggressive Thumpasaurus women, and remarkable libations that cause the testicles to tingle. It was a perfect place to dock my timeboat and enjoy some leisure. Salud! http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Boobs%20Are%20Law.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:21:07 -0400 yes 1:56:55 A NOTE FROM BIFF HIMSELF: After sowing some wild oats with the apple bottomed goddesses of Thumpadooloo, I made a quick stop to 1991 Los Angeles. I met an affable gent by the name of George Holliday, coincidentally at a Holiday Inn. We were both staking out a sheriff's conference on drug trafficking, knowing that these places usually had the most potent samples of the newest products to hit the streets. I was in search of some synthetic MDMA to bring to my next destination, 14th century Constantinople. Mr. Holliday and I quickly agreed to make this a joint venture as we would be able to obtain a copious amount of drugs working as a collective. We snagged everything they brought to the joint and ended up ordering 9 prostitutes from Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace to share our treasure with. Little did I know that this small get together would change the course of law enforcement history in the Los Angeles forever! Turns out old Georgie boy was a key witness during a prodigious moment in race relations for the young U.S. nation. Due to our credulous hijinks, he was absent from witnessing this monumental abuse of power and therefore no raw record of the event was ever shown to the public. As a result, a black or brown man could not walk down the street in Los Angeles without being relentlessly beaten by the LAPD. No amount of mudslinging against the fuzz; whether in music, movies, or TV, could draw the public's attention to the barbaric atrocities being committed. George Holliday was the man who was supposed to legitimize the force and my damned guile and charm lured this hero away into an evening of debauchery and shame; not that it wasn't one gnarlyrad time. I could not bear to allow the injustices to continue once I heard that even strippers of color were being targeted by these fucking cops. It is one thing to see a young brown man walking down the street and think he is up to no good. It is complete tommyrot to see a voluptuous dolly bird truckin' down Sunset and beat her with a nightstick. Thus, I skipped my trip to trip during the Black Death, and I made mine and Mr. Holliday's meeting undone. Things turned out just as they were intended to. George captured his footage, riots ensued, and most of the pigs in L.A. were whipped into shape. However, things turned out far less glamorous than they were for poor Georgie boy. He went on to work as a self employed plumber, dying in a horrific piping accident. Mr. Holliday was laying pipe in the home of a wealthy divorcee when the ex-husband broke into his old home and drunkenly caught George doing work. The intoxicated vow breacher stumbled into George causing his grip to slip and the rigid pipe to fling back at him, puncturing his throat, killing him instantly. I find myself still wondering if preserving what we call justice was worth losing this tender soul. Upon our meeting, George let me know right away about his passion for laying pipe; how it was all he thought about everyday, how it was his life force. As I recall the brief time I spent with this man, something tells me he did not get to die doing what he loved. Iacio Pipio. http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-The%20Joto%20Journey.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:20:11 -0400 yes 1:57:53 A NOTE FROM BIFF: I have never known loneliness more than the time I was stranded in Saskatchewan, in the year 6969. My timeboat, the Muff Diver, was punctured by some sort ice sculpture during my descent, creating a massive hole in her hull. I landed safely, but slightly damaged, in front of 2 massive doors connected to the largest bubble dome I have ever seen; including the great Guimi Dome built in Tokyo after the great Tsunami of 2347. The doors spread open quickly, as if they were begging me to enter. I was hesitant at first, but embraced the friendly gesture, abandoning all judgment. I knew I would be safe. I did not know that I would end up walking into the last party I would have ever RSPVD’ed to. At this corner of the space time continuum, I found the last annual gay pride parade in the Western Hemisphere. It was the first gala I had ever graced where I had absolutely no chance at ending my evening knockin’ boots. There was an infinite amount of joy being pumped throughout this Homosphere. I dug the happy times, but I was a man who loved women, and an outcast amongst the locals. As I walked by glass dance floors over fire and neon bars with 35 inch seas bass, I witnessed nothing but smiles; the kind of smiles people have when they are either riding a roller coaster on a breezy summer night or snorting concentrated dopamine off of a Czechoslovakian gypsy‘s ass in a helicopter. I then was able to find a female who was not mad dogging me for staring at women wearing nothing but a sleeveless flannel shirt and Wolverine boots. Her name was Helga. She did not shun me because she had grown up before ethnicity and sexual orientation became taboo when it came to parades. Sympathetic to my plight, Helga allowed me to join her and her gorgeous friends as they celebrated with Wild Turkey, arm wrestling, and a whole lotta scissoring. It was a true test to not begin rubbing one out then and there, but being the gentleman I am, I let these jubilant and hospitable gays enjoy the evening without my extreme thirst for poontang interfering. Needless to say, I had some help from these peaceful rug munchers, fixed the Muff Diver, and as soon as we said our goodbyes, I immediately headed south for Atelitas in Tijuana. http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Jezebel%20Island.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:19:19 -0400 yes 1:59:56 A NOTE FROM BIFF HIMSELF: My penis was a bluish hue when I left Jezebel Island. Not surprisingly, that was the job I was paid to do. I was contracted to satisfy the women of this worker island by the Satchmos while I passed through the year 2535. (After withstanding a great earthquake, most of southern California was broken into many small islands, much like Escape From L.A., and more like Hawaii. Jezebel Island was the smallest of the 70 some odd provinces, and it was a part of the Satchmo nation.) The Satchmos almost all lived on Satchmo which was what is currently the greater Glendale area. Although I never knew of any part of Glendale that was too great. The Satchmo men were measly, pip squeak looking men, who were full of pride; yet they were incapable of pleasuring, and, a lot of times, even impregnating their women. Also, most of them resembled a combination of Bert, Ernie, and Balky Bartokomous. They were deathly afraid of angering their females, eating foods that didn’t involve onions, and a man called Altintop, who as Satchmo legend had it, destroyed half of the Satchmo population with a thunder strike 100 years before the Satchmos were recognized as a state. The Satchmo women worked on Jezebel Island, manufacturing the Satchmo nation’s main export; flesh lights. These, for the unfamiliar, are novelty flashlights that are fashioned after the male member. Flesh lights put food in most Satchmo babies mouths. I was sent to pleasure all of the Satchmo Women of Jezebel Island and impregnate as many as I could. There had not been a Satchmo baby born in many months since the women began striking and refusing anything but anal sex from the less than gifted men of Satchmo. I was told by sweet Sassafras, the most charming and delicious of the Jezebel’s I was welcomed by, that they no longer believed their men were able to “do the damn thing” and were therefore no longer welcomed into sacred territory. I was able to penetrate approximately 97 of these gorgeous creatures vaginally, give or take 10 or 12 (after 9 grueling hours of passionate and physically exerting love making, it was hard to tell what hole was what). The story of this feat was able to inspire the Satchmo men into “doing the damn thing” after I had convinced the women in self-exile to end their strike. On a trip a few years later, I found out that I was a qualitative factor in a 30 year baby boom in that area, which subsequently caused Mercedes, Armani cologne, and Virginia Slims sales to boom, becoming the 3 largest imports into the Satchmo region. http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Nautical%20By%20Nature.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:18:27 -0400 yes 1:57:05 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-I'll%20Do%20It%20For%2050%20Cents.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:17:36 -0400 yes 1:58:30 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-The%20New%20Rochester.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:16:44 -0400 yes 2:00:06 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-The%20Tuscaloosa%20Switch.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:15:16 -0400 yes 1:59:18 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-The%20Ultimate%20Challenge.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:14:10 -0400 yes 1:59:56 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20No%20Smiling%20in%20Bushkill%20Falls.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:13:19 -0400 yes 1:57:42 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-The%20Saint%20Louis%20Rumble.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:12:27 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-The%20Flight%20of%20Dewayne%20Dolphin.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:11:36 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-People%20Power.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:10:44 -0400 yes 1:59:54 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Movie%20Night%20in%20Texarkana.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:09:39 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Unnatural%20Disaster.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:08:37 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Emotion%20Sickness.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:07:21 -0400 yes 1:59:53 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Biscuitfest%20'83.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:06:26 -0400 yes 1:59:52 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Desert%20Roadie.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:05:21 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Boogies%20and%20Spooks.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:04:27 -0400 yes 1:59:50 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Sparrowpit%20Scam.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:03:26 -0400 yes 1:59:56 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20La%20Migra%20Intergalactica.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:02:35 -0400 yes 1:59:52 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Spartan%20Seashells%203069.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:00:51 -0400 yes 1:58:09 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Playin'%20the%20Stamford%20Game.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:59:43 -0400 yes 1:59:57 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Two%20Timing%20Indianapolis%20Wolf%20Monger.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:58:49 -0400 yes 1:59:09 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Beat%20Fiends%20of%20Zanovar.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:57:57 -0400 yes 1:59:10 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Dynamic%20Dudes%20of%20Danbury.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:57:06 -0400 yes 1:59:55 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Skip%20Skip%20Cunagang%20Cunagang.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:56:14 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Los%20Guerreros.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:54:19 -0400 yes 1:59:58 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Showcase%20of%20the%20Immortals.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:53:27 -0400 yes 2:53:21 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-You%20Can%20Still%20Rock%20in%20Zelienople.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:52:36 -0400 yes 1:59:54 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Short%20Notice%20Vision%20Quest%20.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:49:34 -0400 yes 1:59:59 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-Vinyly%20the%20Rock%20Has%20Come%20Back%20to%20Rockridge.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:48:42 -0400 yes 1:53:05 - http://media.blubrry.com/scallywaggin/s273998253.onlinehome.us/bfunk/pod/Scallywaggin/Scallywaggin-%20Landover,%20Metaland.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:42:40 -0400 yes 1:59:58 -